Thursday, 13 August 2009

Homeward bound

It is about time I caught this up as we have been home for two days now. I'll do it one post as the last week feels is a book end to our trip; each day we completed goals we had set in the early stages of planning back in May: visiting Bruges, crossing the last border, passing 1500 miles. So it feels appropriate that it should be given one treatment and not a batch update like in
Hamburg.

Amsterdam was our first true rest day, the focus of the day was to expend as little energy as possible. For the first time Max and I spent time apart. He went shopping for clean clothes and souvenirs;I lounged in a cafe drinking hot chocolate and writing. The days real success was finding 'breakfast cake', or as we now it's called 'boterkoek pondje', this stodgy butter cake makes all the cycling worth it, almost.
We finished the day eating stir fry noodles at the base of Multatuli's statue on Amsterdam's widest bridge.

It was back to the saddle next morning as we were to cycle to Den Haag. Rest days always seem to lead to painful days, as though body felt you unfairly tricked it by giving it a glimpse of home. Despite this we still covered about 60 miles to a town called Monster (The Hague is lacking in campsites). This coastal town is about 20 miles north of the 'Hook of Holland' so the camp site was home to quite a few British tourists.
Our neighbors Stan and Gerry were to compete in the Scally rally (a marathon race in a car costing less than £100). The route would take them all the way back to where we started in Sandejford and further past Trondheim, in four days! Three weeks work for us a mere 32 hours drive. We wish them all manner of mechanical failure and air conditioning trouble.

It was two days cycle to Bruges and ones full of expectation. Before last year Bruges had never held any real significance; Max had never even heard of it. However in that time we saw 'In Bruges' the brilliantly dark comedy. In it the city is described thus "If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't", for this reason we had to see it.
The medieval city is heaving with tourists at this time of year and mixed with the summer heat it didn't bode well. Yet if you turn down any side street or step into one of Bruges' many alcoves you find yourself alone. The camera wielding cattle wander about the tour lanes and high streets quite loyally, so any wandering is rewarded. There are churches, canals and sculptures scatttered about the city, some on the map others not.


From Bruges it is only 73 miles to Calais, a fact that both Max and I were painfully aware of. This meant we were both eager to set off in the morning. Our goal for the day was Dunkirk, about 20 miles from Calais, so that the day of our departure would be a short cycle ride to the ferry giving us time to do some wine shopping. However as we entered France a new plan formed, cycle the whole leg and get back tonight. This wish was exacerbated by the antipathy France seemed to have for us; no cycle paths or signs and no routes other than those on dual carriage ways. This led to quick tempers as the strong crosswinds caused some very near misses involving lorries driven by idiots.
We were forced to stop 15 kilometers short because of the time. Cycling into the wind was slow work and we weren't going to be able to buy ferry tickets if we carried on. It was a long night.

The rest is pretty straightforward, we cycled into town and bought tickets. Then got back about 6ish and parted ways. First port of call for both of us were very long baths and clean clothes, we hadn't had a clean set for the full 25 days and were feeling pretty ripe.

Thanks for reading.

Wednesday, 5 August 2009

Hash pipe

We arrived in Amsterdam yesterday after a tiring 87 miles. After setting up camp over the Amstel we headed into town and bought some falafel (if you know what I mean) and wandered around the streets of yesteryear. The city feels like a very different marker in the trip from other cities; although Hamburg was to be our half way point it felt like we were coming to an end. Also having never been to Hamburg the distance from Oslo doesn't really resonate. Amsterdam on the other hand feels like a waypoint to the end and it gives some perspective on the 1100 miles we've cycled so far.

On a side note, Amsterdam library is an incredible building, Reading central could learn a lot.

We're now five days ahead of schedule and so may be back by the 12th. Between now and then though we get to go to Bruges. We're still debating whether it is tactless to go into the tourist info there and ask them to mark all the locations used in the film on our map.

Thursday, 30 July 2009

Riders on the storm

Had our 'rest day' in Hamburg today though we spent it walking 10 miles around the city so I can't say I'm very rested and it rained on the way back to the hostel, grr. We were able to take a free tour handled by the same company as the ones we took on inter rail. They're run on tips so the speakers are well motivated to endear us.


We learned of the great pirate Klaus Somethingorother who marveled audiences by running headless past members of his crew. On top of that we were left mighty depressed by much reference to the holocaust. This was lifted a little when we learned that the grand father of the inventor of the red telephone box designed the church that was used as a landmark in the largest bombing campaign in the second world war. Now if that isn't enough to cheer your heart I don't know what is.

Our room has been party to French, German, American, Canadian and we think Czech (quite terse) people all who have been able to further our knowledge of Metal. Be it 1980s French Metal (which was where metal really began), or the German efforts of Kraftwerk (which was where metal really began), or the back streets of Massachusetts (which was where metal really began) etc etc etc. Essentially don't visit Hamburg during Wacken if you don't like metal.

There was a very loud thunderstorm last night. Glad we weren't in tents for it.

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Hanging on the telephone

Well you may have noticed there has been a bit of a lull in blog posts. Well we've finally reached Hamburg, a whopping 750 miles (it took a lot to resist having a proclaimers reference as the post title) from Oslo, and have access to the internet. Yup Scandinavia is third world in that it has no internet.
We having a well deserved rest day here tomorrow and walking around the city instead of cycling (relaxing). We're here three days ahead of schedule too.

99 luftballoons

My turn to write a post!

Germany - Yule Log... €1 ... Need i say more :D

Max

Here comes the rain again

So Tomorrow we cross into Germany and it has started to pour with rain...again. But no bother, we are made of sterner stuff than that. On a related note we have had the best showers (not together) of the trip. Tiled temples to cleanliness. High pressure, constant heat and no timed turn off. Marvelous.

Blowin' in the wind


We knew coming into this trip that we had already made an error in our plans. The North sea cycle route tends to go South to North, we are heading North to South. The reason for this we found is to do with the prevailing wind, high pressure areas and meteorological stuff like that. What it boils down to is strong winds in the face all day. The Danish coast is 180 miles cycling South, fun.

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman!


No sign of the caped crusader yet but we're in his home town of Gotham city (Göteborg). We're here three days early and will be catching our ferry to Denmark tomorrow. To celebrate we're staying in hostels tonight (plural because they are all fully booked. That is except for a single bed in two hostels - so tonight we are separated for the first time - neither of us are taking this too badly).

In true healthy fashion we ate at McDonald's tonight as it was all we could afford (Sweden not much cheaper than Norway).

Bridge over troubled water

Into Sweden! Only three days into the trip and we're already crossing borders. Before leaving Norway we did get a sight which almost made up for the previous day; the two countries are divided by a deep valley with a river running out to sea. The two sides of the valley are connected by the peace bridge. The bridge is about 250 meters above the river. The view was stunning. We spent about 10 minutes looking out over each side.


We've stopped following the route as it is leading us out into the middle of nowhere and then the signs disappear. This means much of our time is spent cycling along main roads.

I'll take the rain

It rained today. All day.

The ground is soaking here at the campsite. Nothing like English weather to quail homesickness though. But it wasn't just rain today. Max got two punctures (the second within 10 minutes of repairing the first). My chain came off. To celebrate we ate 90Kr kebabs.

Money Money Money

We've arrived! Norway is hot. Guess it is just England that has rainy summers. We left the airport into blazing sun and put our bikes together. I broke one of our bike pumps so I'm having to ride on semi-flats for the moment. Also because the flight was 'Ryan air comfortable' Max has lost feeling in his left ring finger.
One of the first things we discovered, Norway is expensive; 220Kr (22 quid) steak expensive. We are getting around this though by cooking our own meals. Tonights culinary delight, pasta.

It is a very lovely country. Lots of corn fields and rolling hills. Nothing could make it look bad.

Thursday, 16 July 2009

Them Bones

Right we're packed and ready to go. Our bikes are packed into polyphene bags and ready to be smashed by baggage handlers.
This evening has been a bit hectic. I went to the doctors earlier... I have chest infection and a fractured elbow. Though by the time I got to Tesco for the antibiotics the clinic was closed - four minutes late. The problem being, I don't qualify for medical insurance if I don't get my prescription, and then develop pneumonia :)

Max is now is also showing symptoms of a chest infection :D

Apparently Stansted has a clinic but we aren't sure.

On the bright side in Oslo they have record breaking rainfall and no sun for the next week.

Write again soon, Jules and Max